on java

Заходит джавист в столовую и говорит "Паблик статик файнал Борщ борщ нью Борщ, пожалуйста."

(10x blackyblack)

one thing we should not be miserable about

(10x samolet73)

today's 10 things to be miserable about

today's 10 things to be miserable about
Being aate at 4 AM
Appendicitis
Speed bumps
Litigation
People who actually pursue their childhood dreams
Getting poked in the eye with somebody's umbrella
Store clerks that ignore you while they talk on the phone
Daylight saving time
Cold grease
Arthritis

лозунг

"Вам нужно забомбить софтваре-проект в короткие сроки и с малыми бюджетами?! ИДИТЕ НАХУЙ"

(10x hypnotrout)