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Catholic Jews
Mar. 11th, 2004 11:43 amI've got another idea.
We know there are tons of Orthodox Jews around. We know what they are up to. Where are the Catholic Jews?! Why not? Why not just set up a new church, Catholic Jewish church, a synagogue open to everyone willing to become a Jew?
Now, to become a Jew, you have to be a Jew. Personally I am not, although I was called one a couple of times, just because of my unusually good spelling. Well, yes, it was in Russia, and it was Russian spelling. Whatever.
Imagine, Catholic Jewish synagogues open all around the world, suggesting circumcision to everyone willing - there will be hundreds of millions of Jews in a couple of decades! Who will dare to confront a Jew then? What will Osama do? He'll cry desperately in his cave.
And look how useful it would be for the world. Moses taught people to wash hands before eating. Teach the same unto others! Make Africa Jewish - you will need less vaccines! Now the whole Africa is gradually becoming Moslem - meaning, intolerant, dirty, promiscuous, polygamous - you know the results. Do Jews get AIDS? Not that I know of.
Start this church, and you may save the world!
Unfortunately I cannot, I am not a Jew. But you are!
We know there are tons of Orthodox Jews around. We know what they are up to. Where are the Catholic Jews?! Why not? Why not just set up a new church, Catholic Jewish church, a synagogue open to everyone willing to become a Jew?
Now, to become a Jew, you have to be a Jew. Personally I am not, although I was called one a couple of times, just because of my unusually good spelling. Well, yes, it was in Russia, and it was Russian spelling. Whatever.
Imagine, Catholic Jewish synagogues open all around the world, suggesting circumcision to everyone willing - there will be hundreds of millions of Jews in a couple of decades! Who will dare to confront a Jew then? What will Osama do? He'll cry desperately in his cave.
And look how useful it would be for the world. Moses taught people to wash hands before eating. Teach the same unto others! Make Africa Jewish - you will need less vaccines! Now the whole Africa is gradually becoming Moslem - meaning, intolerant, dirty, promiscuous, polygamous - you know the results. Do Jews get AIDS? Not that I know of.
Start this church, and you may save the world!
Unfortunately I cannot, I am not a Jew. But you are!
