JC in Santa Cruz

how to hug a baby

living backwards

> >I want to live my next life backwards!
> >You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.
> >Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
> >When you get kicked out of the home for being too healthy.
> >You spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting
> >benefit checks.
> >Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
> >You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty
> >soon you're too young to work.
> >So you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party.
> >As you get even younger, you become a kid again.
> >You go to elementary school, you play, and have no responsibilities.
> >In a few years you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.
> >You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap.
> >Until finally . . .. . . You finish off as an orgasm !!!!!!!!!!!

какие такие политические заключённые?!

(thanks to bbb)