a special kind of pair programming

While pair programming in general reminds sex, this kind reminds prostitution (10x daily_wtf):

Pair Programmer (Financial District) (original)

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We are looking for smart, capable, and driven programmers...

Pair Programmer is an apprenticeship position whose primary responsibility will be to support one of the company's founders - whom will call the Senior Programmer for this description - in the design and implementation of software products. The Senior Programmer will dictate code in python, C++, or other languages to the Pair Programmer.

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A previous Pair Programmer who worked with our Senior Programmer is now a highly paid programmer at a top hedge fund.

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Requirements

*Familiarity with C++, Java, or Python
*Typing speeds > 60 wpm
*Excellent command of written and spoken English
*Permanent legal right to work in the U.S.
*May involve work after normal business hours and being on-call (I told you! - I.G.)

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Pay starts at $20/hr.

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Голосуем за Мариванну

У нас в ноябре будет голосование по вопросу легализации анаши.

Считайте это Предвыборным Лозунгом.

Vote For Mary Jane!

Горчева жалко...

Как всё быстро пролетает, а...

cheap investigation

I've been having troubles on my xp: first, "indexer" was taking up to 40% of its time, for some, hey 109, ygam, weird reason; but that's okay, I have time for reading livejournal.

The bigger problem was that every other build android is unable to build because 'gen' directory is taken over by some (some idiot, I presume). So, I have to go ahead and download Process Explorer, and what do I see? cisvc.exe - the same brazen idiot that is "indexing" my files, interfering with my job.

Fuck! Fuck! And I cannot do my work on Linux, since... let me see... hmm... maybe I can. Will think about it.

Codata and Comonads in Haskell

"Codata is an appropriate name for objects that have historically been called abstract data types"

Got it? "data types" are dual to data!