заглянул в учебник...

Бонк, "английский для детей"

Ржали.

I've got a cock.
I've got two yellow chicks.

Это как когда-то Агафья Кристи писала: "what are these gay old pussies doing here".

today's 10 things to be miserable about

Wine in a box
Unplanned pregnancies
Secondhand smoke
Yeast infections
Commercials about yeast infections
Dropping of dry cleaning
The global economy
Children who want to be cashiers when they grow up
Fake gardens in office buildings
Rodent feces