What did I do today.
Getting a clearer understanding that with the tools we have, I'll slap together the necessary shell scripts way faster than I write it in Scala. Probably I need to fix this problem. If we had curl in Scala, I could write it in several lines (plus a couple of json files). But now... I'd say, it's a defect, it's just a defect. Why stuff together all those futures and actors? No shit, play uses actors to send an http request and get a response, and also requires a "reader" for that response. In shell, jq reads json professionally.
Oh, whatever. I've just created 500 users via curl in shell, when I figured that Scala, with all that nonsense that we have here, should be thrown out as a tool for making tools.