Bushism

Mars and marriage, Mars and marriage
Go together like a car and carriage;
Try to get it, brother:
Bush is Bush, we need another.

M$ "protocols"

http://www.infoworld.com/article/04/01/22/HNmslicensechanges_1.html

So, Microsoft has tons of proprietary protocols that not so many people are interested in. And they wanted money for disclosing the protocols. Nice. How about XML, Soap and Web Services?

This reminded me their funny (now forgotten) idea that MSN can actually replace the Internet.