omfg, students

One students sent me a mail, he was trying to build a pi-calculus machine that generates words of a context-free language. I was like "wow, are you sure?" I know it's possible, I just don't think it's easy (the first producer should send signals to the second, for instance), and wrote to him that I'll make sure the exam's question won't contain questions where a pi-machine should produce something more complex than regular languages.

His answer was: "what's a regular language".

Fuck, fuck, fuck, said I to myself. And wrote to him that he still has about 24 hours to prepare for the finals and to read my slides. 

На кого он теперь нападет?

На Эстонию? Так, немножечко. 

маразм крепчал

 Наше хуйло поздравило ихнее хуйло.
Надежды, что кто-нибудь из них окажется в тюрьме, кажутся все более наивными.

good reads

 https://arxiv.org/pdf/1803.05316.pdf

правила выживания в офисе

• ничему не верь
• ни на что не жалуйся
• ничего не проси

закончил курс херасмента

03-20-18
Santa Clara University

Vladimir Patryshev

completed the following course:

Harassment & Discrimination Prevention

Вы можете смеяться, но я вспомнил иные ситуации из студенческой жизни... короче, эти рулеса я оценил. Оценил. 

выбранные места из переписки со спамерами

On Sun, Mar 4, 2018 at 3:47 AM, Alfred Chow <rnilles@buenosaires.gob.ar> wrote:

Good Day,

  I am sending you this message again.
      I am Mr. Alfred Cheuk Yu Chow, the Director for Credit & Marketing
Chong Hing Bank, Hong Kong, Chong Hing Bank Centre, 24 Des Voeux Road
Central, Hong Kong. I have a business proposal of  $38,980,369.00.

 

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At 2018-03-21 04:13:39, "Vlad Patryshev" <......@gmail.com> wrote:

You are in Argentina now, Alfred You Chew?

Thanks,
-Vlad

from:		Alfred yu chow <alfredcheuk_yuchow@163.com>
to:		Vlad Patryshev <...@gmail.com>
date:		Tue, Mar 20, 2018 at 7:53 PM
subject:		Re:Thanks For Your Response(Get Back To Me)
mailed-by:		163.com
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Dear Friend, 

 

Thank you for your response to my email and your willingness to partner with me in this endeavor, of a deceased Client Mr. Klavan Vassiljev, an Estonian property magnate who died alongside his immediate family in the year 2011 in a mysterious road accident. Before his death he deposited the sum of  $38,980,369.00, placed under our Bank Management. 

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