Observations

Sorry, I'm stopping these postings. As timelets noted, it's pretty depressing. There's enough depressing things in life to be miserable about; so I don't find it funny anymore either.

Mortgage loans;
Executives who expense prostitutes to corporate accounts;
Remote controlled machine guns;
Socially acceptable prejudices;
Aging beauty queens;
Glass ceilings;
Zookeepers mauled by tigers;
Rationales for murder;
World War II-era bombs unearthed in European cities;
Pets treated with psychoanalysis.

Visiting your child on death row
Squeak toys
Armed bandits
Good intentions lost on the way to the grocery store
Studies that suggest you're going to die in the near future
Photocopies of genitals
Losing a hand to a paper shredder
Intentionally stabbing yourself with a pencil to get disability pay
Attributing every hot day to global warming
Malfunctioning mirror neurons

paranoia
illiteracy
criminal records
exasperated relatives
kind-hearted felons
blistering criticism
electric bills
nutraloaf - a food loaf served as punishment to unruly american prisoners
the hottest day of the year
the coldest day of the year

People who refer to war as an art
termination of unemployment benefits
men who eat meat off knives
red ink
false accusations of rape
melancholy angels
people who use Febreze as deodorant
deaths of salesmen
whiskey before noon
novelists imprisoned for their political beliefs